Wish I was a Kellogg's CornflakeFloatin' in my bowl takin' movies,Relaxin' awhile, livin' in style,Talkin' to a raisin who 'caisson'ly plays L.A.,Casually glancing at his toupee.Wish I was an English muffin'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.I'd ease myself down,Comin' up brown.I prefer boysenberryMore than any ordinary jam.I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.Ah, South California.If I become a first lieutenantWould you put my photo on your piano?To MaryjaneBest wishes, Martin.(Old Roger draft-dodgerLeavin' by the basement door),Everybody knows what he'sTippy-toeing down there for
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